everythingfox:

The bestest friends

(Source: instagram.com)

just-shower-thoughts:

The only still functional part of the Titanic is the swimming pool

memewhore:

aprill-99:

The funniest thing about the dynamic between Roran, Eragon, and Murtagh spending any amount of time together is that anyone of them at any given moment would be entirely justified in looking around and thinking:

“Oh fuck, now there are two of them-”

normal-thoughts-official:

Death Note is only good by accident. Death Note is brilliantly written. It’s a comedy. It’s a drama. It’s a psychological thriller. It’s just a fucked-up story a crazy guy wrote. It challenges us to think about criminality and morality. Everything it had to say about criminality and morality is absolute dogshit. It’s incredibly entertaining. It’s a modern classic. It’s just something people liked when they were 14. It’s a modern classic but for the wrong reasons. It’s my best friend, my greatest enemy, my girlfriend,

guinevere01:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

ID: a comparison betwen the mobile twitter and new tumblr menu layouts. They look almost exactly the same with the twitter/tumblr logo at the top followed by: home, explore, notifications/activity, and messages. After that the exact menu options are different but still similar. End ID

demigirlie:

human-south-of-north-pole:

watermelon-converse:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

alagaisia:

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

MOON LANDING DAY IS THURSDAY!

oh i gotta do something with this. i’ve had an idea for a while that i should get/make new holidays because all of my culture’s ones are christian and by extension sucky. this is definitely a good candidate

lady-inkyrius:

lady-inkyrius:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

Posting hole

Lol

beggars-opera:

grimeclown:

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight’s the full moon

#A New England Folktale

catgirlcowboy-deactivated202306:

thesaintelectric:

scream ‘aesthetic’ parents are house of leaves-ing their kids

adding these tags bc i didnt know this but also can u imagine being stuck in blurry beige hell OPIGBFOBRTG

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

hobo-dante:

thevastnessof:

if only everyone could know that zuko is a prodigy like his sister, unfortunately his special talent is called “breaking and entering” and he can’t tell anyone about that

alagaesia-headcanons:

arielta:

alagaesia-headcanons:

The aromantic part of me adores how the relationship between dragons and riders is portrayed as the closest and most loving bond possible while never being written as romantic because it means so much to see such sincere recognition of the value of platonic intimacy. And that part of me is constantly fighting with the monsterfucker part of me which is devasted that the dragons and riders never got to make out sloppy style.